Welcome to the Danger Zone

Hi there, I’m Anna. I’ll start out by assuring you that this is not a danger zone in the slightest. If you’re looking for something like that, I suggest you rev up your engine, hop on the highway, and just ride into…you get it. Anyway, this will be a quick one. It took me too damn long figuring out how to get a half-way usable layout, so any motivation I had in me this evening was sucked out of me by the wonderfully cumbersome nature of technology.

Just a bit about me. I’m 24 and I work at a barber shop in Michigan. I’ve always liked to write so really this blog is all about me getting my kicks via the internet- which I’ve been doing for years except now I can use more than 280 characters. For now I can’t really promise any particular content, we’ll see how things go. I can absolutely promise stupid jokes, so if you’re into that then check me out. I’ll probably include some little blurbs from my daily interactions. I tend to rack up a fair amount of awkwardness in a day’s work and I don’t know about you but I love reading things that make me cringe in that sort of “wow I’d feel like a total idiot if I were in that situation” way. I went all crazy watching depressing documentaries on Netflix so I’m making my way into being a professional amateur environmentalist (basically just meaning I’m finally learning how to recycle). Just kidding, sort of. I’m a beginner too so I have virtually no credibility on anything, but sometimes I feel motivational so I’ll probably pop in some posts here and there with little tips I’m learning on how to be more green. Other than that, I’m just going to have some fun with it.

“Advice Nobody Asked For” immediately came to me as a title because that’s one of the most “Me” titles I could think of. Something in me is super compelled to just go all inspirational on people from time to time and I think my friends are getting sick of my shit, so here I am on the web. On a serious note, I just consider myself a pretty positive person and I’m looking to have some fun and spread some of that. I’ve always felt that I have a really deep understanding of what makes me..me. My feelings, my actions, my flaws, desires, what makes me happy, etc. I’ve always felt that I’ve had a pretty strong personality and as I’ve gotten older I’ve been able to really connect to it and learn how to keep myself happy and stay content. Hopefully I can pass along some of my uh, “mantras” and inspire some of you to achieve the same. I think that maybe sometimes people just need to be reminded by a stranger on the internet to not take life too seriously.

Anyway, if anyone has gotten this far thanks for tuning in- hopefully at least one or two people end up reading some of the gibberish I jot down and I can start to build a fun little community; but if not that’s fine because I’ll still have a good time doing it.

Goodnight!

-Anna